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(Source: darviller)
Jazz, wine ( i don't drink it but having a wine collection is awesome) photography, cinematography. i am a multi-instrumentalist, i play three types of saxophone, claranet, violin and i sing. anything can be explaind better through song or the use of graphs and flow charts.
(Source: currahee-506, via davidtennantgasm)
not even joking i used to have a jajabinx toy about the size it looks in the picture and it told the time when you pressed the hand omg
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| Me: | go out side its a beautiful day |
| Me: | don't want to |
| Me: | just do it |
| Me: | why don't you!! |
| Me ok I will, | |
| Me: | wait! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
| Computer: | Monitor, display this document, okay? |
| Monitor: | No prob, boss. |
| Computer: | Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly? |
| Monitor: | Anything you ask, boss. |
| Computer: | Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now? |
| Mouse: | Over the icon panel, sir. |
| Computer: | Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay? |
| Mouse: | Of course. |
| Keyboard: | Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously. |
| Monitor: | Oh god, here we go. |
| Computer: | *sigh* Printer, are you there? |
| Printer: | No. |
| Computer: | Please, Printer, I know you're there. |
| Printer: | No! I'm not here! Leave me alone! |
| Computer: | Jesus. Okay, you really nee- |
| Mouse: | Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon. |
| Computer: | Printer, now you have to print it twice. |
| Printer: | No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! |
| Computer: | Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone. |
| Printer: | No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink! |
| Computer: | You are not out of in- |
| Printer: | I'M OUT OF INK! |
| Computer: | *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert. |
| Monitor: | But sir, he has plen- |
| Computer: | Just do it, damn it! |
| Monitor: | Yes sir. |
| Keyboard: | Ahhh! He's hitting me! |
| Computer: | Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend. |
| Keyboard: | He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything! |
| Computer: | PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done! |
| Printer: | Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error! |
| Monitor: | Sir, maybe we should try to help him? |
| Computer: | No. He did this to himself. |
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(Source: tardis-on-221b, via davidtennantgasm)
One of Earth’s traditional ballads.
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| Whovian: | steven, stop killing Rory or i'll stab you with a pitch fork!! |
| Steven Moffat: | you'll have to pull it out of Rory first! |
| Me: | Dalek, I love you. |
| Dalek: | THEN YOU SHALL OBEY |
| Me: | kinky. |
| Dalek: | THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT! |
| Me: | yes it is. |
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| Dalek: | EXTE- |
| Me: | Shh, don't speak. |
Doctor Who Theme (8-bit)
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